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could you try to wiggle your toes Mr mayard are they moving yes they are that’s good right what about me yes they are yay me in order to operate on Mr mayard we have to move you backwards off ...

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hello sharks rip jeans is so cool why not rip purses I can see that love what is wrong with all of you there’s clearly no way it could hold anything okay so if you’re at night out you have ...

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I can’t be it’s been almost a decade the color palet angle of the letters what is happening right now control 7 out of 19 I got an on view felony 594 setting a command post at Pico and LaBrea ...

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if I were to write the song Roar today it would go a little something like this I used to party all night and sleeping late I know my life was really pretty great I could do anything it was ...

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Nicole your request offer next month is a no we got three holiday parties booked that week oh that’s not a request I’m just giving you a heads up that’s hilarious I need all Hands-On deck sorry I already bought ...

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this PE teacher’s vertical jump had the entire class laughing and his form was impeccable don’t reach like this just want put your arm up up to like 15 all right and then what you want to do is you ...

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I actually stab the double of the STI so in the beginning they were actually metal and they were actually sharp there’s one thing where she’s reaching for something and I go to stab her arm she forgot to move ...

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You Got a Girlfriend yes of course you do how long have you been dating we’ve been dating for 80 days do you want to say hi to her what’s her name Briana do you want to say hi to ...

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little [Music] sugar perfect now we got some Koolaid happening smooth

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Welcome to The Daily Show I am your host John Stewart and your you know what you know what come come here come here come here come here welcome to the resistance I promise you actually being factious but okay ...

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am I the only pediatrician in Los Angeles I’m not on you’re the only pediatrician she wants call security now oh I had my baby he’s beautiful isn’t [Music] he cuz he he looks a little pale um do you ...

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coach I’ve been trying to figure out all morning what are they saying hey so what are they say I can’t hear it’s too loud good luck tonight coach

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line up move it there’s something off in your presentation private is it your hair I have a knife in my foot soldier oh yes that’s it the knife what is your name Soldier spedy reiker no your name is ...

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no disrespect I realized this is strengthening my nipples and I was wondering just how important are strong nipples D these nipples they save your [Music] life this your first time hey sweetie talk to me again I’ll twist the ...