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do uh uniform inspections oh oh you’re going to need a chair to stand on so I can do your inspection you didn’t even try today what the hell is this you haven’t shaved that in about a week and ...

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you once said to your mother all people over the age of 60 should be shot yes I used to think as a teenager anyone at 60 should be shot that were just taking up space on the planet right ...

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oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m sorry I got to apologize I told him to stay in the truck Charlie Charlie that’s you I Gabe yeah you look good thanks man

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I spy with my little ey something The Freckle on my chin mommy you wi again wow Jessica you didn’t even get the clue out that time oh what the hell was that I got him to honk you know ...

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well I guess we did just spend 48 Hours locked in here together holy crap what locked in here together so we will be filing a wrongful arrest suit against the NYPD and when I win I’m going to buy ...

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hello oh that’s my son hey hey Todd this is Mandy and Georgie Georgie Cooper didn’t you go to Medford High a while ago your dad was the football coach you had the genius brother wait how old are you ...

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that chair belongs an admitting leave him alone Gloria he’s not going anywhere did I ask him to go anywhere sir did I ask you to go anywhere no ma’am you did not excuse me Zoe go around no I ...

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get the hell out of my house yeah trust me I’d love to get off that ladder and get out I said get out of my house or I’ll blow your brains out come on Marlene stop stop joking around ...

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On Tuesday, Americans went to the polls and elected Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States. To many people, including many people watching this show right now, the results were shocking and even horrifying. Donald Trump, ...

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so these cops broke into this rapper’s home while he was gone one day they were convinced that they were going to find kidnapped women in tons of drugs but what they really ended up finding just led to one ...

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don’t you realize that without the Dodgers there’d be no black people in baseball I still like the Mets I guess you can buy your own food and clothing mature just admit it the Mets are a better team than ...

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okay all right let me call you right back hey uh my friend Beth invited me over to her place tonight okay you should go well you don’t sound so sure well I just thought you and I would hang ...

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hey get your hands up I want to see Hands that’s it move everybody stay ice cool and nobody dies today now what is your name Lilian no I’m going to need you to move towards whatever button you got ...

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and how you going to cook the beak searing it off going to make a ponu butter to finish right over the back if someone lets me borrow their butter say that again if someone lets me borrow their butter ...