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I’m 15 years old now Mommy you really think that you can control me do you really think that you hey now how’s everybody doing in here Neil I have this let me see that hat right there here you ...

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yeah give me some of that enough for 15 people 10 lbs of shrimp it’s going to be some serious money there this is no nickel and dime oh what are you doing something ain’t right hey I just saw ...

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my name is jie show us your let no rules rules say she gets to talk now you can have the gavel next any one of you but right now she’s got it I’ll take the [ __ ] next ...

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come [Music] on Mr Arthur hold on Miss [Music] [Music] oh my poor little girl she had ought to have did it [Music]

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wait how do we know that’s really acid and you didn’t just have someone’s bones in there I mean if you’re doubting if that’s really acid and not just jacuzzi heated Mountain Dew you’re welcome to use this Ladle you ...

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Hey Dad I want you to meet my boyfriend Z hello sir it’s pretty cool we got the same nickname daddy so and then uh I I I went with a newer model obviously you got the classic does it ...

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what would you do if I was your coworker oh my God there’s a female of your [Laughter] lunch nice man

00:59

when I got transferred to C team all the guys had one and they said it’s the shift tattoo and I had to get one but when I showed up with mine they started laughing and they rubbed theirs off ...

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things moms hate when I sleep when I don’t sleep when I go out when I don’t go out when I talk back when I don’t talk back when I sweep the floor but forgot to mop

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Democrats are in shambles right now why why why and T going through a list of celebrities who are planning on leaving the country and um giving them a proper setup this is the list of people who said they’re ...

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[Music] [Music] what’s your name Tony yeah Tony I was seeing if you can pick up some deodorant for me there I just can’t go to the store right now cuz I’m on house arest got ankle monitor on hello ...

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every time the sinner screams in pain the scream blows this windmill which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear causing more screaming oh that is so evil and I know evil I’m head of the teachers union BK ...

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putting a sign a Camala sign outside I got you hello there hi I work for the Harris and uh Waltz campaign I want do you not support tampons in men’s bathrooms tampons are for women where are they going ...

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Florida’s got the craziest laws cuz Florida’s trying to protect their pain pill industry they hire undercover cops to pretend to be high school students they hired a 25-year-old hot woman to pretend to be a high school student flirt ...