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from the most trusted journalists at comedy Center and actually live Special Report The Daily Show presents indecision 2024 the first presidential debate again now with 50% less oh man here’s your host John Stewart everybody hello welcome to the ...

Jimmy Kimmel no Talent now he wouldn’t do a show I guy’s terrible Jimmy Kimmel Show’s practically dead nobody will watch Jimmy Kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he’s not a talented guy I thought he was our lousy ...

k Eyebrow Dav got B agent got a big forehead Who got a bigger forehead back sometimes you need to Embrace you that’s how that’s how life be feel me life is just Life R has m r is r ...

you’re still here and no offense but you look worse your lack of remorse just makes me grow now you’re getting it h jokes on you I like gross things again again hey Beach bumps man did I crash last ...

that’s our ship you’ll never guess how many bath towels they gave us enough oh I knew it it was all a dream no honey you just passed out when you saw the private bedroom in our triple upgrade I ...

is your dreads real yes they are turn around let me see got guys turn around let me see I have a dread tester I want to yeah it’s my real hair 25 years can I touch it my hair ...

Bart Simpson iconic phrases in three two 1 I’m Bart Simpson who the hell are you don’t have a cow man eat my shorts I can Rumba get bent love you man

you find an unpunched ticket from the witch light Carnival you see the signature of a woman named a soul let me see that ticket oh and rather than being s by Mr witch and Mr L it just tells ...

listen to this your name and what was the school my name is patience Harrison and the school was in California Huntington Beach uh Sea Cliff Elementary and what happened was when I was in third grade um the teacher ...

honestly I would just can this whole bill don’t pass it that’s my recommendation what about the support though for the charging Network I mean there are there are parts of this bill no no do we need support for ...

Nike Dior yeah Nike Dior how much is that worth 500,000 500,000 hey bro how much is these this one 1,600 dude that’s a steel a steel all right bet Chad why is everything my brother why is everything cheap ...

you’re dressed all wrong yours is a riches to rag story a story will never sell if you go in there wearing that I have a huge hole near the crotch and my panty hose if that helps do you ...

where did you get this why this is my mom’s this was a gift from my aunt oh okay girls come on Mrs siss is [Music] here hi sweetie you and Grace have a good time it was okay what ...