the fact that Trump brought this up to his generals and they still decided to proceed tells you everything you need to know Taliban is here Isis is here and they’re fighting each other I said why don’t you let ...
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I just did something crazy this is Carter hi I turned him into the grin he’s actually had this on for 12 hours we’re going to be attempting to take this off let’s start with the easy part oh my ...
so I had dinner with Tom Cruz years ago after he did that thing out out of the building I kind of cornered him and I said hey tell me about this like I’m afraid of heights how did you ...
hey Mom where the hell’s dinner I’m staring oh man can you imagine the disaster she’s going to walk out here with she has no idea how hard it is to cook yeah yeah I bet I bet she comes ...
that’s it make me angry I don’t know come on your mom is so dense that when you said your laptop was buggy she sprayed it with insecticide you all that stuff I put you through today because you only ...
while you were Governor what is something you said or did that you knew was a lie come on answer it I don’t know if I can say that when the governor signs bills or vetos them so when you ...
good morning Miss Johnson Mark we’re doing reports on health and you brought a whole bag of chips you’ll understand when I give my report well all right then class Mark’s going to give his report first come on okay ...
I present to you the kid cone a full-size Traffic Safety cone for kids it cost about $30 to make and we’re selling them for $29.99 does that hurt the child’s head who cares really I mean a child is ...
guys if you’re going to smoke Take It Outside [ __ ] the matter you don’t speak English who the [ __ ] are you the owner is a dear friend of ours that should be enough for you too ...
what’s that it’s a tattoo gun I want a tattoo guy you want a tattoo yeah bro you can’t give him a tattoo he’s a little kid what do you want a tattoo of the Punisher the punish okay yeah ...
what’s that it’s a tattoo gun I want a tattoo guy you want a tattoo yeah bro you can’t give him a tattoo he’s a little kid what do you want a tattoo of the Punisher the punish okay yeah ...
want to see something cool this is a lock chain if you’ve got anything from a power plant to a construction site and you need to give a bunch of different people access just chain pad loocks together it’s access ...
Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes. Welcome to Saturday Night Live. This is the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. Been around for 50 years. I want to congratulate Lorne Michaels on ...
how come he don’t die I shot him lots of times she wasn’t really trying to kill him she was she was just trying to stop him she was only trying to stop him so that cut on her face ...
what do you think oh it’s like Christmas in a cup it really is I’m all about it happy holidays everyone it’s disgusting [Music]