[Music] I’m curious tabs is to take moronic self-defense classes I won’t defend him against anything which help me block your shot and will continue to help me defend myself in a building full of drugged up strangers tab has ...

wao are you all right mate yeah I’m amazing you don’t look it what do you mean first of all you shouldn’t be smoking mate you’re too young and there’s no way this is your scooter it is well let’s ...

move I have a quick change what no you have 10 whole minutes put them on me put those my go to your dressing room Julia no don’t stop trying to come in the boys’s dressing room okay I wasn’t ...

I don’t know why you’re trying to talk you really won’t do sh so did you just spit on me yeah he did yeah that’s still not doing come back and do something yeah he did he spit on me ...

I can’t find my daughter Selena she’s dressed like Stitch ma’am she’s she’s right over there there were two kids dressed as Stitch okay a parent probably just grabbed the wrong kid hi my name is Tim what’s your name ...

so as a gesture of Goodwill mity has just increased your buyout to $18,000 $118,000 that’s right nobody’s ever explained it to me like that before $18,000 that’s a lot of money I bet you with that I could buy ...

who you here to see who’s available I’m just cracking W you know I’m here to see squir Searcher damn is it I turn again next we’re not on that list we didn’t call ahead leave it to me hi ...

this is your warning to never eat in front of a vegan cuz I knew this girl who was super vegan like anytime she ever saw me eating meat she would be like you shouldn’t eat that but then the ...

you house uh well that depends are you going to hit Dr House you haven’t even seen my sister and you’re being cute With Me Sam we’re talking about it right now a fever could be he B hep C ...

okay if you sneeze at school what are we going to say Aller Aller g g allergies cor virus

bro I thought he won send it send it send it 37 oh my no no way that has to be edited bro that’s like too good

Jimmy none of this is real you’re in a coma right now please wake up uh okay Jimmy you’ve been in a coma for 5 years you were in a car oh hold on I forgot something there it is ...

you have made history being our first straight contestant wait what what a straight Dr Queen wow that’s that’s something new

so I want the Santa Fe Chicken but are they still cooking with those seed oils here I guess no we don’t do that the temple no likey please don’t ever say that again tell them to use this what ...

how are you going to get out of it nurse over here I just totally barf guess I can’t go to PE are you sure they were ever in your stomach and they seem to have landed two separate puddles ...