00:55

you know what rub some dirt in it you’ll be fine does that hurt at all those only when I breathe or swallow what’s that all about when the zop driver whacked me in the throat he caned my larynx ...

00:42

good evening Ben he says hi oh chocolate hasn’t arrived yet no no we have a deal what’s going to happen you’re going to stop protecting me I don’t think so I’ve been keeping my mous sh feeding your little ...

00:29

have you guys seen black fish I don’t if we talk about that or not you mean black we just need we need two good we need if you can give me two kind of good ones don’t worry what ...

00:34

I’ve been to uh 50 countries wa what’s your favorite I like I like I do like Vietnam oh okay quite a bit why do you like it $2 sucky sucky s all right red band red band has it ...

00:40

you ever wor you’ll get crushed under here you got some place to be something to do not really all right we’ll make yourself useful sure happy to come here hold this what is transmission fluid recirculator got it do ...

00:59

hey Dad on my way to work thought I’d stop and say hi things are all good down here sure they’re good up there cuz you know heaven and such looked in on Mom and Missy yesterday they’re doing all ...

00:45

I can’t find my daughter she’s dressed like Stitch ma’am she’s she’s right over there no there were two kids dressed as Stitch police invest now buddy get in on the ground floor and I’ll make you rich what I’m ...

00:45

nobody talks about how scary it is when your friend doesn’t change their personality around your parents because there’s this kid at my school that I really liked hanging out with but he liked to make really an appropriate jokes ...

01:01

what you giveing him extra for what’s wrong with me nothing mind in your own business wouldn’t cure you got that white coat you just the class three work the same as me I’m making more than you don’t think ...

00:18

dude you’re British I bet you can’t even say bottle of water challenge accepted oh God Bott bottle of water what I knew it well at least our schools don’t look like fortnite Battle Royale what they do not

01:00

it looks like toxic waste and it smells like toxic waste what does it taste like delicious fig pudding ooh that’s good but a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste so the machine produces a few toxic byproducts you don’t have ...

00:21

you cannot make this up Donald Trump just announced that JD Vance is going to be his vice president oh boy you cannot make you cannot make this cannot make this what I love about this is that this is ...

01:00

we’re going to share the prefix with the filet we don’t allow sharing on the prefix which is stated on the menu if you would just read well that’s stupid I don’t make the rules Terry’s being a psycho about ...

00:55

hey Dad you ever had a boss you didn’t like I never had one I did like why you having trouble with Doc no I love Doc it’s his girlfriend who’s whoa whoa son stop right there that’s Doc’s woman ...