you did not just hit my car yeah I did sorry about that looks like minor damage though don’t worry the city will pay for all the damages and Rental Car inconvenience yeah I’ll just need to get some of ...
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rent is 300 a month wait there’s two bedrooms and a sun room yes Mom you could have an art studio and I could finally have my own room are you an artist I am well you know I never ...
well thanks for the ride really appreciate it hey you know you never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck oh yeah I makes the kids feel more comfortable yeah you you have ...
here come my daughters now daughters I’m Janice I’m py I’m [Applause] CL and that’s I’m sure you have a lot to say about your mother on this day tell me why you love her her apple pie is the ...
I want to be called Mystique damn I wanted to be called Mystique well tough I called it wao and I’m way more mysterious than you Darwin what about you well uh Darwin’s already a nickname and you know sort ...
have you ever apologized ever in your lifetime I fully think apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong if you’re not wrong like for instance they wanted me to apologize because I brought up illegal immigration ...
I am 74 years old life expectancy for men is 76 years life expectancy for women is 81 years I figure if I transition [Applause]
you’re untouchable when you realize oh change change your life take it all
you are not the father the is not my son yep you are not the father because you’re the mother Matt wait
[Music] any fever no anything in your pee other than PE no I going you need a urine sample no yeah that last one wasn’t a question you might have diabetes I can’t pee in public we have bathrooms I ...
I went out to dinner last night and got amazing service gas station hot dogs require service I didn’t have gas station hot dogs we went to petite oie and I got steak freets that place is fancy I lose ...
you probably couldn’t tell me the color of my socks with any greater accuracy than a carnival psychic charcoal gray he got one right you match them to the color of your suit to appear taller you also wear lifts ...
oh my God in the face really cry about it bro I want to be like this guy but I’m not good enough at Airsoft