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I’ve lived for a thousand years before I realized that so many things are fake do you know how to distinguish them how one if leather shoes get wet when they come into contact with water it means that they ...
and is food yeah I like uh three orders of garlic chicken and then and then three orders of white rice and then and then oh ah some fortune cookies too and then actually I think that’s about it and ...
you know you know prom in baby girl we promise that’s why you sold your soul for it amen your KNE way down you can’t even do this you can’t even do this you got to do this bab girl ...
can I stay up late tonight yeah I don’t see why not no you have school in the morning no you have school in the morning can I have a snack yeah that sounds good no dinner’s almost ready no ...
two more dead from alcohol poisoning looking for that scroll huh wouldn’t mind finding that thing myself oh man I hope I don’t get pulled over okay be cool [Music] maintain come on death you can do this [Applause] oh ...
I’m looking for MOX is it too late to be gay net oh my God he even looks good here in Mor light Carline you left your phone on the table at the restaurant I confess I use it as ...
excuse me do I know you from somewhere I don’t think so a pretty good memory for faces uhhuh so do I sorry I got it hey hey stop you in the cat what hey get back this is not ...
you take one more step and I’ll shoot please put the gun down no way not you put it on the Manel back away slowly hands on your head hands on your head lower your voice do not frighten my ...
so this homeless guy had a really strange sign one day that read I have a god-given gift of voice although people were obviously skeptical at first when they actually started talking to him they were just blown away when ...
you’re under arrest let her go take it easy with her she’s pregnant don’t move put Jam’s working to you now you officer white you can put your hands down officer white did a little checking into you I fell ...
calling dreaming talking in your sleep I know you want to cry all night [Music]
I just want to be part of your we hold TI and now let go
can I just have a couple gallons look I’m going to tell you one more time to get it what the hell right that’s it oh okay I’m just going to ask you one question do you know how a ...