so this driver was waiting for some kids to cross the road one day but to his confusion they just kept on coming although he had initially figured that he would just have to wait for a few seconds even ...

my backyard we found a body back hey chill hey hey chill hom we found a body back here I’m back here looking for it what we found a body back here I’m back here looking for it a body ...

if you miss this you have to marry me Ready set go just go in thank you Jesus so when I was 14 I had a best friend we’ll call him buron he’s a real person who might actually see ...

three legal loopholes everyone should know first it’s not illegal to break out of prison oh come on Mike that can’t be true but it is at least in Sweden in Sweden plus these other countries it’s not a crime ...

Gigi I want to introduce you to my daughter Yazi hi oh myself what did she just say does she even speak Spanish Guadalupe not everybody in this world is Latina people speak English too wait what does put mean ...

this is all you need to f off crocodiles a flat hand shovel and of course there’s always that one defiant one that’s so funny all these other ones are smart they don’t want to get the Bop they know ...

this guy showed a cop just how easily he could pickpocket someone first he performs a trick with a pen pretending to toss it up only to pull it out of his mouth then he hands the pen back and ...

everyone was in bed and sleeping until a girl decided to touch her step brother it started getting very sus so he stopped his steps sister from continuing her boyfriend was speechless that’s why the step bro put her back ...

no no no no went to London cuz I had a hot date cuz I had a hot date and then I would say like like later I’m going to get less later I’m going to get my lit eight ...

oh Mr chest is coming down the hall my God why did you know that dude you’re a wizard I can tell what teacher is coming down the hall based on the sound of their heels so who’s that gym ...

ooh it feels cold all of a sudden too yes thermodynamics 1 2 3 four five at least five shakes I just went for 10 and now oh would you like a some of this on your that

can can I get a large Dr Pepper

is that a triangle yes obviously oh really prove it oh you see if you have these things called eyes you can see that uh it’s a triangle because it has three sides no no no no no no no ...

you said your husband is the pentagram killer I found this that’s the first victim ma’am where is your husband right now he’s been dead for 7 years the detectives are going to have a few more questions for you ...