the worst thing I ever saw I was sitting in the library one day and there was this gay guy a punk they call him Punk probably thin gay guy he’s reading like a magazine he’s got hair braids spot ...

why are you so mean to me you really want to know well if you guess I’ll give you extra credit I remind you of you now you’ve got a demerit this class doesn’t give demerit now it does and ...

sorry gentlemen Police use only Tampa PD brother it’s okay in that case I need to see [Music] badges we’re uh retired of the uh of the job and now we’re doing security for a u for a rock group ...

number three how old are you 35 what he just said 75 that’s suspicious that’s SS that’s s I’m voting number three three three can I ask a question to three do you play Minecraft yeah but I prefer Call ...

oh oh oh don’t you want me like I want you baby don’t you need me like I need you now see tomorrow but tonight go crazy all you got to do is just meet me at the I I ...

hey closet ghost there’s someone at your grave what I um I don’t know that guy wait why are you hanging at my grave it’s your death adversary figured I’d see who showed and so far it’s just some dude ...

oh my that delivery has less juice than Sunny Delight Marge Simpson is sweeping fast and clean but it won’t be enough Marge Simpson is trying to restart a stone come on baby she pulled off an impossible move Team ...

and how you going to cook the beak searing it off going to make a ponu butter to finish right over the back if someone lets me borrow their butter say that again if someone lets me borrow their butter ...

this girl just realizes how deep in trouble she and her friends are when she finds out the ink they used won’t come off [Music]

give me the Box [Music] [Applause] W oh my God I’m dead you’re not dead you just been separated from your physical form my physical what how are you doing that I have no idea you should not be able ...

during Halloween this kid approached a strange house with a giant face and was handed an onion and the look on his face said it all that’s awesome

this is Thor’s 100lb mug and no one could lift it up no matter how hard they tried everyone tried to pick it up like a regular coffee mug but that was never going to work one after another they ...

[Music] uh Helen is used to helping herself from our plates I’m afraid I’m not used to it no of course not oh vannie please bring m c in another plate there’s nothing wrong with my plate Captain only that ...

this boy snuck his pet rabbit to school and when he saw his classmates had arrived he quickly hid his pet rabbit in a box that was next to him during class everyone began hearing squeaking sounds inside the box ...