when you start dating a girl and her best friend says don’t hurt her or else or else what I’ve been waiting for this one here’s what I’ll do I will start by injecting a high dose of insulin under your tongue while you’re sleeping you will die of high blood pressure and the scar will never be found I will then take your body 2 hours away from where I live so that I am outside the standard geographical area once we’re out in the middle of nowhere I will dig a 12T hole I will put your body in that