huh it’s a pigeon oh the poor guy heard his wing hey there’s a number on him I bet it’s a combination to a safe or more likely the phone number of the bird’s owner ask about the safe no better yet act like you know about the safe hello I believe I have your pigeon and I need to know how to return him to you he’s a homing pigeon girly why don’t you let him fly home unless you want to spring for a limo yes he could fly home except that he has a broken wing perhaps you and your sarcasm could come t