do you know the difference between the truth and a lie yes tell me the difference a lie is a story that you make up and the truth is what happen if I were to hold up this object and tell you that this was an elephant would that be the truth or a lie a lie now I want you to look over there to this handsome gentleman over here if I were to tell you that my court officer was a short fat F guy would that be the truth or a lie a lie sorry now if I were to tell you that the judge in this case is a you