ladies and gentlemen poppies and mommies guys first of all I’m feeling crazy right now uh actually I take that back I just realized the gun in my hand looks like a Smith and Weston from 1843 listen guys first of all I’m pretty sure yall can see what’s in the back of my booty right now what’s in the back of my back you see that car right there right we’re going to talk about that here in a second but first I got to talk to you about something else for those who don’t know y’all know me I’m a huge