did you know they met on the stairs of the library freshman year that is so cute saw you liked Sarah’s Instagram story she’s your friend I was trying to be nice right but you don’t have to be so nice that you want to sleep with her I don’t even like your friends I think they suck this is a double I wonder if they’ll get married Julia said she can’t live without him I hope you choke on one of these I would welcome that then I wouldn’t have to listen to your shrill voice that was so crazy oh look