nobody talks about how hard it is to grow up with attractive parents cuz I went to school with a kid whose mom literally used to be a model so he had to fight for his life every day in class like we had a day called Muffins with Mom where everyone would bring their mom to school and eat muffins with them but when everyone saw this kid’s mom you would have thought she was Beyonce the way everyone was running up to her like these kids were flirting with her in the craziest ways I remember I heard