hey class take your seats uh before I begin how was everyone’s weekend Oh my weekend was pretty I had the worst weekend ever oh my Lord didn’t get to speak all the time all the time no you don’t understand my life is literally the worst well I’m sure everyone wants to hear this no we don’t you want to explain why Jalissa for starters my dad got me a Porsche instead of a Bugatti then my mom said we were going to Cancun for the summer when I wanted to go to Italy then they lowered my allowance to