oh good you’re still open yes we are what can I get you everything in the register oh my God it’s a hipster hold up hand it over I have a gun well I have a death wish so that’s not going to work look pal we work at this cupcake window from 2: to 4: 6 nights a week and that is after 8 hours of slinging hash to the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of Rich politicians out in help me out Washington what she said don’t want to raise then we walk home to our illegal one-bedroom apa