there’s something about the slow banjo music playing in the background as I look into this animal’s cold stupid eyes that just tickles me you know they really got that look of I know which brand of glue tastes the best they’re the perfect candidate to go to outer space I’ve got a firework Archer with an extra big firework rigged up and I’m hoping he doesn’t miss okay perfect oh wait what you’re not surviving this there’s no way okay um I mean survival is is really loose air quotes right now what