Welcome to The Daily Show I am your host John Stewart and your you know what you know what come come here come here come here come here welcome to the resistance I promise you actually being factious but okay I promise you for the remainder of the next four years I will only speak to you in this tone of voice this close to the camera I will be relentless or well they will I’m here Mondays really not even that many there’s a dark weeks holidays and Vac the point is this you can count on me for it