things your mother has said to me that I could never say to her okay you ready for this I wrote it down ready C your glasses right ready I’m ready I’m ready change your pants before we leave your say actual I write them down number two bit your hair you look you look like an Axe Murderer that’s terrible number three try again I’m not going out with you remember you were wearing old gray yeah right ready next one this one is my favorite ready fix your shirt so your belly isn’t sticking out I don’t have a belly all these years I’m doing sit up pushup I don’t have a belly you don’t want it sticking out but it doesn’t stick out