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you’ve polished your boots before everyone else how on God’s Good Earth did you accomplish that miracle I just did it exactly the way you told me to remove laces pull tongue forward apply polish pull tongue backward buff replace laces repeat I did the same thing to make my bed and secure my Foot Locker well that’s the most miraculous turnaround that I’ve ever seen I want you to explain to these recruits how the worst soldier in the unit has managed to put them all to shame I just stopped thinkin