oh man my life sucks I’m so poor and I have nothing to eat oh my stomach hurts so bad o o I know look there’s a person right there I’m going to go ask them if they can get me food uh hello sir uh hi my name is Johnny I’m super poor can you buy me a Happy Meal at McDonald’s I’m really hungry McDonald’s that’s poor people food now get out of here you’re going to attract some fleas hey I need something eat McDonald’s is very healthy and nutritious for you so I’ll take one Big Mac please I only eat