
yeah I know youβre staring at the blueberry stain on my white shirt whatβs the big deal itβs called being human what and youβre so perfect youβve never made a little Whoops a Daisy a little accident on your shirt while eating some blueberries what are you the berry Brigadier or something never spills wow Iβm so proud how impressive just get over it tough guy anyway though what I want to talk about today but not in too much detail for fear of some kind of legal repercussions for talking about it