yeah I know you’re staring at the blueberry stain on my white shirt what’s the big deal it’s called being human what and you’re so perfect you’ve never made a little Whoops a Daisy a little accident on your shirt while eating some blueberries what are you the berry Brigadier or something never spills wow I’m so proud how impressive just get over it tough guy anyway though what I want to talk about today but not in too much detail for fear of some kind of legal repercussions for talking about it