you’re 7 ft tall almost 500 lb you used to be a a bouncer was anybody stupid enough to try and pick a fight with you there was one time I was working the front door in Philadelphia guy comes to the door wrong calling me names everything then he said like the trigger words and the word lurch came out and he’s getting into a cal now he’s 25 ft away the only thing I had in my hand was a cookie and I pitched a little baseball when I was in high school so I winged an 85 mph chocolate chip cookie in t