so this panicking 12-year-old wrote a letter to the famous celebrity Jay Leno one day frantically asking to borrow his Lamborghini you see Billy had made the huge mistake of telling all of his friends at school that Jay Leno was actually his uncle even when everyone called him a big liar he had confidently doubled down and said he would always drive in Jay’s Lamborghini but when Billy’s friends eventually just asked him to prove it he finally realized he had messed up so he decided to write this