salv gentlemen your final [Music] exams I can tell by your faces that many of you are shocked at the outcome I on the other hand am not because I have had The Misfortune of teaching you this semester and even with my ocular limitations I witness firsthand your Glazed uncomprehending Expressions sir I don’t understand that’s glaringly apparent I can’t fail this class oh don’t sell yourself short Mr coats I truly believe that you can I’m supposed to go to Cornell unlikely