honey I’m home don’t yell at your son hold on I just got home why do you want me to don’t question me he did something bad that’s all you need to know oh hey Dad hey son uh up champ mom told you to do something didn’t she yeah she just told me I have to yell at you or what the why I don’t know she didn’t tell me all right well get it over with before she comes in okay okay never done this before but here it goes uh listen here you little Ruffian you suck at this you better be yelling at him okay