why you should not get a pet when you get a pet you will start talking to him when you talk to him he will become smarter when you’re away he will go read your books and then graduate with a degree after graduating he will dig a hole to a neighbor’s house and teach other paths at night they will start building a rocket and fly to Mars on Mars they will borrow a spaceship from Aliens and fly back to earth when they reach Earth they will start abducting humans for experiments that is why you shoul