few hours ago my girlfriend went to work so I dressed up like a Christmas present and I want to surprise her with me when she gets home but the only problem is she doesn’t get off for another hour so I’m stuck like this until she gets home oh no I was about to put on some deodorant but then I realized that I haven’t unpacked it from my Thanksgiving trip can’t bend down to unpack or this is going to rip so let’s see if I can grab hers there’s no way I sweat when I’m nervous and I really hope this