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Jimmy I am the host of the show thank you for watching thank you for joining us after a big night of football here on ABC and baseball boy there’s a lot of excitement about the Dodgers here in La ...

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don’t drink that did you take a bite out of this donut yeah it was from a box on the counter so what how long ago I don’t know 5 minutes there’s still time trust me I’m only doing what’s ...

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Welcome to The Daily Show my name is John Stewart so let’s get this straight uh tonight and we talked about this with the uh audience earlier this is my last show before the election but not my last show ...

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have you ever seen that video no pull that video up cuz it’s one of my favorite I’ve never seen a white male billionaire screaming at the top of his lungs this whole system is rigged and the moderator said ...

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you probably couldn’t tell me the color of my socks with any greater accuracy than a carnival psychic charcoal gray he got one right you match them to the color of your suit to appear taller you also wear lifts ...

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white people we like the same Foods faite sandwich peanut butter and jelly macaroni Andes our favorite chips salt and the wow who said it

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7 * 3 21 that’s right 7 * 1 it’s seven 7 and 1 is eight when you bring the two down 28 $13 you’re looking right at it I know it

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this your land now it is used to be ours not the one that took it from you don’t matter still got took you here to try to take it back youd ask a favor ask the father was born ...

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pumpkin carving is a lot of fun but what if you’re one of those guys who’s not allowed to have sharp objects well here’s what you do first I take this glue stick see then I just draw a scary ...

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I’m going to put a little on your hand do that open D how come it’s red I’ll show you in a sey so this is made from look the wrinkles is just disappeared so it’s made from Human for ...

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people are finding ways to be mad about this comedian’s joke what he did was so cool that Biden got co go back look at the timeline of everything again Trump survived an assassination attempt and Biden got covid we ...

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this has to be the funniest reason anyone’s ever been banned in a video game you see it all starts with this gamer called Josh who one morning woke up checked his email and found that his Xbox account was ...

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his jersey says gritsky that’s the wrong number too keep the Jersey he look if you’re going to like somebody at least get it right get it right T right hey what are they doing over there uh they’re waiting ...