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Mousse d'Avocat et Saumon FuméIngredients:2 ripe avocados200g (7 oz) smoked salmon (sliced or chopped into small pieces)2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice1/2 cup crème fraîche (or sour cream)1 tablespoon olive oil1 small garlic clove, minced (optional)Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to tasteFresh dill or chives for garnish (optional)Lemon zest for garnish (optional)A few...

Classic Cherry Delight - Don't Lose This Ingredients:Crust:2 cups graham cracker crumbs1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted1/4 cup granulated sugarFilling:1 (8 oz) package cream cheese, softened1 cup powdered sugar1 teaspoon vanilla extract1 (8 oz) container whipped topping (Cool Whip), thawedTopping:1 (21 oz) can cherry pie fillingDirections:Prepare the crust: In a medium bowl, mix the graham...

Ingredients:- 1 can (8 ounces) refrigerated biscuit dough- 1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese- 1/4 cup fig jam- 1/4 teaspoon black pepper- 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes- 1/4 cup melted herb-infused olive oil (or regular olive oil)- 1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary- Honey, for drizzlingDirections:1. Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.2....

 Easy Chicken Burrito Recipe Ingredients:For the Chicken:1 medium rotisserie chicken (approximately 2–3 pounds)1 tablespoon taco seasoning (store-bought or homemade)2 tablespoons salsa (store-bought or homemade)1 tablespoon waterFor the Refried Beans:1 cup refried beans (store-bought or homemade)¼ cup waterFor the Burritos:2 cups cooked rice (white rice, brown rice, or...

**Caribbean Jerk Pork Bowl with Pineapple Salsa and Coconut Rice** Ingredients:- 1 lb pork loin, thinly sliced- 2 tbsp Caribbean jerk seasoning- 1 cup jasmine rice- 1 cup coconut milk- 1 cup water- 1 cup diced pineapple- 1/4 cup red onion, finely chopped- 1/4 cup red bell pepper, diced- 2 tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped- 1 lime, juiced- Salt and pepper to taste- Cooking oilDirections:Step 1:...